1928 - Alderson High School - 1968



Another Women vs. Men Article


 If  Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call
 each  other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.

 If  Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each
 other  as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.
 When  the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20 ,
 even  though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller
 and none will actually admit they want change back.
 When  the women get their bill, out come the pocket  calculators.
 A  man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
 A  woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on  sale.
 A  man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a
 bar  of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.
 The  average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man
 would  not be able to identify most of these items.
 A  woman has the last word in any argument.
 Anything  a man says after that... is the beginning of a new  argument.
 6. CATS
 Women  love cats.
 Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
 A  woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
 A  man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
 A  successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
 A  successful woman is one who can find such a man.
 A  woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
 A  man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
 A  woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage,
 answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
 A  man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
 Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
 Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
 Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist
 appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and
 hopes and dreams.
 A  man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house
 Any  married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people
 remembering the same thing.



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